We Need Impossible Power, Now!

Found on the Toys R Us Canada listing for Imaginext Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Megazord...

 

Um, kid, how exactly are you doing that?

A Salute!

photo via Merchant of Venom.

I salute you, sir! Let's give the political correctness a rest, because, come on, who are we kidding - It's a Christmas Tree.

Crib TMNT?

I think I know what this means, but is it okay if I tell people that the Ninja Turtles are coming to play cribbage at this local seniors center?

Parking Lot Humor

On a recent outing, I noticed these in a couple of parking lots;

Amen.

Classy!

 Not "show accurate" but I can understand why they didn't put "Police Box" on there...

Bear on a Wire

You've gotta love the ambition of this poor bear....



 And as a bonus, check out this friendly guy!

My Dad Said It #4

"They came up with a cure for Alzheimer's disease - they just forgot where they put it!"

Patrick Stewart SHREDS

This stuff is why Star Trek will never die :) My kudos to Neil Yates, great work!

YouTube Comment of the Week

I can't retrieve the name of the commenter, but my favorite YouTube Comment of the Week is;

"This is the most metal thing I have ever seen"

with regards to this video 0:36 seconds in...

Justin Bieber... Kids Love 'Im!

A piece of art from a children's arts and crafts fair I was invited to judge a while back.

Kids just love Justin Bieber... or "Justin Beaver" as the tag says.

The News About Smoking!

Something I think you'll want to hear today... I was surfing around this morning and saw the headline on a news page; 

"New Study Proves Quitting Smoking Extends Your Life"

Have you heard about this yet? Well needless to say, I'm quite happy about this news! Now that the proof is in, I intend to buy some cigarettes and start smoking right away, as I want to start quitting as soon as possible. 

Right now I'm drawing up plans for a healthy rotation schedule where I'll smoke for 3 weeks, then quit for 3 weeks before starting up again. I estimate I should probably be able to extend my life indefinitely this way. 

The only sad part is that this study was not conducted years ago!

Well, pass on the news, folks! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

My Dad Said It...

"Oh yeah, that young Spock. Is he ever good... what's his name... Quintio Ferrignio or something."

Crazy CGI Pizza Lady Will Haunt You At Night

I had caught a bit of Jupiter Broadcasting's online show The Faux Show the other day. The episode was about pizza, and it featured a video of indescribably bizarre creepiness. Sear this into your eyeballs...

My Kind of Satire!

If you've ever attempted to be an affiliate and sell someone else's product online, I think you might appreciate this link :)

Affiliate Marketing; It's A Dream Job!

 

I Encountered Spock!

I was going through some of my photos and found some I had taken one memorable day in 2010 - A day I took a trip to Vulcan to see the real Spock!

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In April 2010, the city of Calgary was going to hold it's big Comic and Entertainment Expo - and as these big events go, they often bring in big names. One such name was that of the incomparable Leonard Nimoy. A small farming town an hour south of the city had taken notice of this fact...

A bit of background first; For a quarter century, Vulcan, Alberta has faithfully adopted Star Trek (and particularly Mr. Spock, the favorite son of the planet with which the town shares it's name) as a theme for the town and a tourist draw, complete with statues, murals and annual "Spock Days" in the summer. Sort of a Canadian prairie version of Roswell, NM

As a reward for it's faithfulness to Star Trek all these years, the town had lobbied Paramount Studios the previous year to hold a special premier of the new J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie in the town, a request that was soon turned down as it was deemed there was no facility suitable in the town of under 4000 for such an event. It turns out however, that Mr. Nimoy caught wind of this news and at his insistence Paramount did honor the town with a special advance screening in Calgary. Vulcans seemed to love the movie, despite the planet's fate in the film.

When the time came for the Calgary Expo, the small town was to be blessed further - It was announced that Mr. Nimoy would pay a visit to the town while in the area!

Now, a pop culture and sometimes-sci-fi fan like myself couldn't pass up such an opportunity, so my Dad and I both took that afternoon off to make the drive to Vulcan.

I though it would be a big event, but upon arriving in town, my expectations were exceeded when I saw cars, trucks and news vans parked everywhere. We docked the car at a motel and I ran ahead down the street to see if I had missed anything. With camera out, I swam into the crowd, spying over their heads to see a wonderfully cheesy USS Enterprise (or to be accurate USS "ExtendiCare") float with billowing smoke and a girl perched on the each side; one green and one blue.

I then saw a handful of big burly men accompanying a dark, slow moving SUV and swarms of camera-wielding people enveloping it. With surprising ease, I asserted my way right up to the vehicle (well, as close as the burly men allowed) and craning my neck to peer in the window of the thing, I saw a shadowed figure sitting inside. It was Nimoy! I gave a quick wave and snapped a couple of photos. He looked pleased to just sit back and take it all in.

Now, I'm certainly not one for people worship, but knowing that the famous Leonard Nimoy... Mr. Spock... spent a second or two of his life looking directly at me - Well the thought did strike me as kinda cool.

The SUV soon disappeared somewhere into the crowd, so I went on over to a modest stage where everyone seemed to be gathering. After a few minutes of confusion, a surprisingly great looking Spock bust was unveiled, followed by some introductory blah blah blah. A cheer roared through the crowd as Leonard came up on stage to speak. "Spock has finally come home!" was his well-received opening remark. He went on to say he had never received such a warm welcome, and spoke humorously about his career, the show, and William Shatner. He spoke of his hopes for the future and left us with his sincere thanks.

 

 The crowd dispersed quickly once he had departed, but things were far from over and there was still more to photograph...

The bald man on the far right here giving the Vulcan salute is the town's mayor (a quite unpredictable development if a once-classmate of his in my family is to be believed). I found some incriminating evidence on the guy though...

I also spotted this;

 I have no idea what "Romulan Ale" really is.

This happy accident was a quick over-the-shoulder photo. The man in the maroon jacket is an area CTV news producer.

The lady in red here is Canadian senator Joyce Fairbairn.

 

The Trek-themed Vulcan visitor's center was packed tighter than I've ever seen (or likely ever will.) Nimoy even lent the center a pair of his screen-worn Spock ears for a year.

 

 

 

I even found some Kids' Trek-inspired drawings posted at a gas station...

 

 

 

 

 

All in all it was a cool experience and a perfect day for someone like me who gets a kick out of kitchy, campy stuff. If you do too, I'm sure a visit to Vulcan's "Spock Days" this summer will have a lot to offer you :) Be warned, comparing your hand size against Nimoy's giant cement handprints may leave you with an inferiority complex.

Oh, and be sure to stop at the bakery where a friendly old gentleman will sell you the best cream puff you've ever eaten!